I swear to God this is true. I was walking around campus one night around 3 a.m., slightly drunk. Behind one of the dorms, this guy stepped out of the shadows, dressed in dark clothing, and demanded my wallet. Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a rather long knife instead and, thinking quickly, spouted out “I’m gonna kill you, then play around in your blood”. He bolted.
donavexx asked: I memorized the Huey Lewis and The News monologue ... from "Do you like Huey Lewis?"... to.... "Hey Paul!" Occassionally, when Huey Lewis comes up in conversation, or Hip To Be Square plays on a radio, I'll strike up a "conversation" with said monologue. Most people don't realize I'm just quoting a (hot) psycho killer, but that makes it even more fun for me.
